a few months back i posted my first dicktionary and found it amusing that a man wrote a follow up — a pretty funny one to boot. check out Ms Kaezel (Fatlace, WTF)’s bf Virgil and what he has to say on the subject.

I was lightweight intrigued when I read this blog post by a funny ass female (http://raaachem.com/2009/10/19/dicktionary/) and wanted to EXPAND on some other fun-filled sentences that mean two completely different things between two completely different genders, ENJOY!!

1. “Oh s/he’s just a friend”
Guys: Probably not, depending on how irritated he was when you asked.
Girls: Probably is, but the guy she’s with doesn’t think so.

2. “I’m not hungry”
Guys: I don’t want to spend money right now.
Girls: Buy me some fries at least you cheap bitch..

3. “How does this look?”
Guys: Do I look cute enough to be your boyfriend?
Girls: You better think I look hot in this.

4. “Should we have sex?”
Guys: I want to have sex.
Girls: I’ll have sex if you want to.

5. “What movie should we watch?”
Both: What movie that I want to watch do you want to watch?

6. “Are you serious?”
Guys: You’ve got to be kidding me, please.
Girls: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

7. “It’s over”
Guys: It’s over.
Girls: I’m upset right now but I’m sure we’ll get back together soon.

8. “What’s wrong?”
Guys: I’m concerned, but I hope it’s nothing stupid.
Girls: Tell me what’s wrong so I can tell you how more worse of a day I’ve had.

9. “New friend?”
Guys: I don’t like him.
Girls: She’s a whore. I can tell.

10. “I’m going out with my boys/girls”
Guys: I’m going out with my boys, but if there are women there so be it.
Girls: I’m going out with my girls.