Girls Dont Poop

Posted by Brittany on November 15th, 2009

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Isn’t it funny how girls are left with the stigma, that they’re to be lady like, and can’t talk dirty in front of boys? It’s so common to the point that even some girls think that way. The minute I say say something slightly inappropriate, they stare at me as if I’m some dirty hoodrat who deserves nothing but the cold shoulder.

How about the fact that Halloween is the excuse for many girls just to dress scandalous? I say…If you wanna dress like a hoe – go for it! (Just don’t go to work like that, NOR on an interview…bad news bears I tell ya’!) Also, if the girl wants to act like the jerk in the relationship..so be it. (This totally may just be coming from my bitter past…but whatever…I’m all for women turning the tables on their boys.)

One more thing…I can’t stand when women become wifey’s a month into the relationship, and then ditch their friends just for cuddle sessions. HELLO! You could totally cuddle with your girls! Kind of creepy…but DUH!

Also….just so we’re clear….girls DO poop. I’ve totally walked into a public restroom and actually came into contact with some PRETTY gnarly (awkward) situations.

HAPPY SUNDAY!

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5 Responses to “Girls Dont Poop”

  1. Anel Says:

    Word to ya sistah!

  2. cory Says:

    this picture reminds me of me and my ladies every weekend, ha ha.

    “If you wanna dress like a hoe – go for it!”

    word!

  3. Stacey Says:

    Its ironic that I was pooping while reading this. (tmi)

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  5. ashley sade Says:

    i like that photo :]

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