I HATE: BRITTANY
Posted by mink on July 16th, 2009
Hate is a strong word but sometimes not strong enough. I was feeling pretty hater-ific the other day and pulled out my notepad to write some of the things I absolutely cannot stand. The numbers started rolling…
I’d be the worst if I was a candidate on Blind Date or something. Nothin’ would ever fly..
But I thought we could create a fun, small segment on each of our staff’s hit list. Starting off with the newest addition to the clique, Brittany aka Pito (excuse my language, my Spanish speaking people.) Me and Brittany were talking in the car one day, and was shocked to discover that we share many hater views on many peculiar things such as heat, dirt, and cramps.
Not your average FIDM graduate with 3/4″ ear plugs.. she is a saint but here below are some of the things that can steer her in the wrong way.
1. I HATE to eat sushi. Something about the fact that you’re eating a rotting, un-cooked fish really grosses me out.
2. I HATE to drink energy drinks. But I need them to get through the day without passing out.
3. I HATE to smell patchouli oil and stinky people.
4. I HATE watching people mistreat their dogs.
5. I HATE listening to Soulja Boy.
6. When driving my car, I HATE when you’re in traffic and you some how end up next to that ONE CAR full of creepy men who keep staring, and attempt to get your attention by whistling. Like, really? Blowing kisses isn’t going to get me out of my car, son.
7. What I HATE about my friends is that they get to sleep.
8. What I HATE about the government is the fact that Oprah STILL isn’t the President. Jump on it already.
9. What I HATE about the internet is the ability to be a major creeper and virtually stalk peoples lives. (i.e. Myspace. I know EVERYONE has at least once lurked an ex and their current booty call.)
10. The fad/trend I most HATE is that everyone thinks they’re a model now.
11. The one saying I HATE most: “When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME”. – Mom
July 16th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
this isn’t relevant to this post or anything but i don’t know if anyone told you or if you’ve noticed the thumbs on your fuck off shirt are on the wrong side, haha.
July 19th, 2009 at 9:53 am
i wanna be a hellz bellz intern one day…
July 20th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
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October 2nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
[...] Brittany, more than just the occasional blogger, has been a huge asset to Hellz in just the mere 3 months she’s been with us. Another great thing? She laughs at ALL my jokes.. even when I would just be drinking a glass of water or going to the restroom, I can hear a muffled chuckle. I consider my own little Pixie Geldof, just take the crazy out. [...]