Electric Relaxation – pt 3
Posted by raaachem on March 18th, 2010
Fuck. This. Shit.
I can’t take this shit. This being ignored type shit. I’m tired of being his “back door bitch.” I want that come thru the front door, fuck him the daylight, hold hands down the street type shit. That kiss me in the daytime when we go get ice cream type shit. I want to leave my toothbrush at his house type shit. I left my boyfriend for him, he needs to awknowledge me type shit. I want that “not just a booty call” but a girl to call just to say hi type shit.
Cuz I don’t like this drunk texting type shit. Or this “call you when I’m alone” type shit. And this flirt with other girls then text me to come over type shit. Then that leave in the morning before you go to work type shit. And I especially hate this “Baby Baby Baby” not callin’ me by my name type shit.
Did i sign up for this type shit? Did I set myself up for this type shit?
I’m calling bullshit.
He wants that shit, I’ma give him that shit. That I-can-fuck-around-too-type-shit. I can pretend like I don’t care type shit. That he ain’t no thang type shit.
Gah.
And I ain’t gonna fall for his godamn smirk shit, either.
I gotta admit tho….I kinda love that shit.
March 18th, 2010 at 11:12 am
tell me why, as i was reading this.. i felt like u was flowin? haha. sounds like it could be in a song. just saaaayin
March 18th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
THAS EXCATLY HOW THE FUCK IM FEELIN RIGHT NOW GIRL. couldn’t have said it better ma damn self.
thank you ^_^
March 18th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
ditto feel the same..ugh thank goodness I’m not the only one lol
just think: fuck it!
March 18th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Hahaha at the end!
Most definitely can relate to this: And this flirt with other girls then text me to come over type shit
I tried that I don’t care type shit & failed horribly. I can’t hide my feelings for shit.
xo Nicole
March 18th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
ha love it.
i fail miserably at the “I can’t hid my feelings for shit” shit too
March 18th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Haha! Bravo! This was fantastic!
March 18th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
I fucking love this. You are ridiculous…. in the best way!
March 18th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
hahaha. Thank you guys. =) y’all just made my day.
March 18th, 2010 at 10:41 pm
i loved this! *applause*
hahaha @ “I can pretend like I don’t care type shit.” tried it too.
FAILED horribly.
its like the more i try to not care, the MORE i care! it like eats you inside lol
March 19th, 2010 at 11:48 am
I love this shit. It’s the foul mouthed version of Kind of Woman and Type Love. Lol
Brave NBF! BRAVO!!
March 19th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
“tell me why, as i was reading this.. i felt like u was flowin?”
I was thinking the same exact thing! It’s the “type shit” on repeat that made it sound like a song, like a drake song lol.
As much as I love these stories, I hate that every part is soooo short! I want like a chapter!
March 29th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Ich war schon lange auf der Suche nach Berichten ueber m flirt und hatte zu diesem Thema schon unzaehlige Berichte vor Augen. Aber das Suchen scheint mitunter noch lohnenswert. Man sollte wahrscheinlich auch nicht ubedingt gleich allem Erstbesten Glauben schenken. Umso erfreulicher, dass es Seiten wie diese zu finden gibt, die dem Thema scheinbar weitaus informativer gesonnen sind.