What The Hellz?!

I Die.

Brittany — Wed, 16 May 2012 01:35:15 +0000

Stripes & Gold accessories…Oh my.

MAKE IT NASTY: Nasty Gal

Brittany — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:08:25 +0000

Available now at Nasty Gal is the adorbs “Nasty” cropped top…just in time for wearing your newly chopped denim shorts. It’s certainly going to be one nasty Summer….and when I say ‘nasty’, I mean rad.

Style Stalkee: Gwen Stefani

Brittany — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:32:50 +0000

Gwen Stefani is EASILY my most favorite female artist of all time. The first CD I ever bought myself was No Doubt’s ‘Tragic Kingdom’, album and ever since then, I’ve been incredibly obsessed. Not to mention I was completely mesmerized by Gwen’s one-of-a-kind style. Once I watched her ‘Just a Girl’ music video, I was hooked and knew immediately that I wanted to look just like this talented female. Which is why Gwen has become the object of our obsession this week, as she was recently spotted in the HOT little number. Let’s just state it plain and simple: Gwen is BOMB. If she wanted to look sexy and feminine, she definitely achieved it. Like….this is so flattering, and so adorable….I just died a million time. This look deserves 5 ‘winky Brittany’s’, no questions asked. Thoughts?

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN: Pixie Market

Brittany — Mon, 14 May 2012 23:46:15 +0000

We’re back this season with some good ‘ol fashion’d HELLZ BELLZ tee’s! This Spring, ‘Grimes & Glory’ brings a fun array of radical fashion icon graphics with a delightful punk twist. Now available at Pixie Market of New York, you too can make a statement with the “Save the Queen” tee, featuring boss lady Anna Wintour. I must put my personal order in NOW. So cute!

No Scrubs: 11 years later do the rules still apply?

HELLZ — Mon, 14 May 2012 22:57:13 +0000

Bellz lets dissect one of our all time favorites… “No Scrubs” by TLC. This lyrical joint is a heartfelt diss towards the losers that believe they have the divine right to hit on one OR all of us.

The scrub: He is a no job having, passenger side hanging, uneducated, dead beat dad good for nothing loser. We’ve all come across this “ham” before at least once in our lives whether we realize this before, after or during the relationship. Did the standards change? Does it seem like we’re more willing to date these scrubs or “diamonds in the rough” or do the rules still apply? What are the BARE MINIMUMS us Bellz demand?

… And is it just me or don’t you love bumpin this in the car when you know you’re in the presence of a scrub? By the way this video makes me want to wear my “In the Dark” bra top even more than I already do!

Case Study: “How to Lose the Loser”

Brittany — Mon, 14 May 2012 18:57:10 +0000

Picture this situation: You’re alone at a gallery, gazing deeply into a wall covered in art work , and suddenly you feel a faint tap on your shoulder. Before you could turn around completely, a very sure-of-itself voice delivers an arrogant “Hi”. You then realize immediately the intentions of this greeting as the person giving it stands firmly with a meek smile slapped across his face and one eye-brow up. There’s only one thing this could mean: He wants your number. Now this could totally be an awesome situation, IF he wasn’t such a creep. But he is, so you need to think fast. What do you do? Do you run away awkwardly leaving him thinking you’re too shy to be talking to a stud like him? (PUH-LEAAASE.) Or, do you turn the ‘bitch’ switch on and let him know what’s really good? Uh…I pick option number 2. But of course, I’m ok with people thinking what they like about me, so I guess my opinion doesn’t really matter in this situation. SO -If you are too much of a lady to be blatantly rude to the dude, here are some other ways you can lose the creep without looking like a conceited twat.

1. Welcome the greeting, and begin talking about how the artwork you’re looking at reminds you of last month, where you were committed to a mental institution for driving your ex’s car off a mountain, and then proceed with taking out your phone and showing him pictures of the ex. Works every time.

2. Walk away and put your arm around the girl standing next to him…he’ll get the point…quickly (although you may creep HER out ). But sometimes this doesn’t work, as there are guys really into it. SO what you must do next is bellow…

3.Talk to him about how you’re getting over a nasty case of a yeast infection. BONG.

4. Start picking your nose with your pinky, then flick it on him. You’re free.

5. Tell him that you’re 4 months pregnant, desperate for a baby’s daddy and hope and pray that he’s rich. “So…are you?”

6. Start talking about politics….choose the side that he’s super against and then just roll with it. Make sure you sound as ignorant as you most possibly can. You’ll never see him again, so go for it. BUT in the off-set chance that you may run into him again, be prepared to get in another heated argument and be referred to as the “DUMB _____”. I’ve done it plenty and it’s worked every time.

7.Tell him your favorite tv show is Toddlers & Tiaras…you’ll remain dateless for quite awhile if you roll with this.You really want to gross him out? Start doing your best impressions of the girls on the show…he’ll walk away and you’ll never see him again. GOAL!!!!!!!!

8. Ruin something he is wearing…make it look like an accident though. Be prepared that be stared down the entire night. He will HATE you.

Throwback Monday

Brittany — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:47:17 +0000

Happy Post-Mothers day. I hope you all had a wonderful, well-rested weekend with your momma bears. I actually took my mother on a 2-day date which consisted of bbq’s, shopping, and plenty of Corona with lime. Sigh…and yet it went by way too fast. Time to get focused man! Let’s get it in this work week!

Belle’s of the Day: So Super Sam / Lady Yoshi

Brittany — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:16:59 +0000

Check out girls So Super Sam (DJ, Fashionista, Childish Gambino) and Lady Yoshi (Blogger, amazing lady, My favorite New Yorker) roaming around Brooklyn in their ADORBS BOTB Spring 2012 gear.

On Sam:

“Sunrise” Bralette

On Yoshi:

“In The Dark” Bralette, and “Streetheart” Dress

What’s Crackin’?: Blow Pop

Brittany — Sat, 12 May 2012 01:30:03 +0000

What are you doing tomorrow? Nothing? Cool – I’ve got your plans covered. Big Boss Bam (GPPR) will be spinning plenty of school, and new school to make your Saturday one to remember. Bring your best dance moves, as well as a buddy, and let’s get the party started!

What To Watch: Dev @MTV

Brittany — Sat, 12 May 2012 00:38:46 +0000

It’s been 4 years since Dev first walked into our lives. Who would have known a small town girl I used to intern with at HELLZ would become such an influential star? We’re super duper proud of Dev, and stoked to see that her MTV show is FINALLY dropping on May 23rd (my birthday, homie!)Want to know something amaazing? Look out for misslawn and I..we’ve got a split cameo in the trailer…oh and there’s some MAJOR BOTB + HELLZ going through the whole trailer. LOVES IT.

Be sure to tune it May 23rd and see what our girl Dev’s been up to!