OK. I’m going to be real honest here and admit that I haven’t watched a single episode of Sons of Anarchy, or “SOA” for you diehards. I want to blame it on not having cable, but truth be told I don’t even know what channel the show is on. At any rate, I swear I cannot go on my Instagram feed on occasion without seeing some sexual meme regarding him. Apparently you don’t have to watch TV to know he’s hot shit. All you have to do is click after the jump!

Name/Age/Alias: Charlie Hunnam/32/Jax

Best known for: His role as Jackson “Jax” Teller on SOA, and for you longtime fans, his role as Pete Dunham in Green Street Hooligans.

Bangworthy characteristic: And I quote, “He rides motorcycles, shoots people, and always wears white on white AF1’s”. *shrugs* Sounds good to me.

Ultimate fantasy: I’ve always had a thing for motorcycles. It’s a lot of power in between your legs that you have to learn to control *ahem*. The thing about Harley’s is their more comfortable to ride on than say an R1000, so the obvious choice is to have a threesome with him and his Dyna-Glide.

G, P, P, or R? Like I said, I haven’t watched a single episode of SOA, but through relentless Googling, Wiki-ing, and IMDB-ing it’s obvious he’s a rebel. Biker gangs? Drug cartels? He’s definitely not a philosopher that’s for sure. Having said that, doesn’t he look like a Brad Pitt Jesus in that picture down there? Must. control. these blasphemous thoughts.