This week we stray away from strippers actors, and delve into the world of professional athletes. As a diehard SF Giants fan it almost pains me a little to do this, but I give credit where credit’s due and I’d love to be in debt to the fineness known as Matt Kemp. Click after the jump to see why!

Name/Age/Alias: Matt Kemp/28/”The Bison”

Best known for: Although Matt’s hit .301 this season with the LA Dodgers, it’s safe to say to the rest of the non-baseball watching world that he’s most famous for being Rihanna’s rebound ex-boyfriend.

Bangworthy characteristic: I’m a little torn here, because it’s between his eyes or smile. One look into his hazel eyes, and my bra would probably unsnap itself. On the other hand, his smile makes me want to sit on his face (tell ‘em how you really feel). Some help here ladies!

Ultimate fantasy: Hitting a grand slam, and then sliding onto home plate in my bedroom … wearing black and orange. Duh.

G, P, P, or R? I’ve had the pleasure of seeing (not meeting) Matt Kemp in person during a basketball game, and he seemed so friendly and pleasant that I have to go with gentleman. However, I would not be mad if he wanted to prove he was in fact a pervert.