Some of you may think Channing Tatum is “played out,” or too obvious of a choice. Some of you may think he looks like a doofus. And most of you probably think he’s a horrible actor. While the aforementioned might be true, I still think ALL OF YOU ARE CRAZY.  The funny thing is, as long as he’s been around, I didn’t masturbate to him crush on him until after I watched Dear John. Ever since then, I’m convinced that I’d let him be the first to put it in the booty-hole. Yup, you read correctly. Click after the jump, and you may consider it as well .

Name/Age/Alias: Channing Tatum/32/Magic Mike

Best known for: Being the white boy with rhythm, and most recently, his role as veteran stripper in your girlfriends favorite movie Magic Mike.

Bangworthy characteristic: He’s funny, and seemingly faithful to his wife *cringe*. As if those characteristics combined with his obliques and chiseled features weren’t enough, THE BOY CAN DANCE. I’ve never wanted to be the floor so bad in my life until after I watched the clip shown below.

Ultimate fantasy: Contrary to popular belief, my ultimate fantasy of Channing (yes, we are on a first name basis now) doesn’t consist of him giving me a lap dance followed by the happiest ending ever. It’s more romantic, and involves his role as dedicated husband in The Vow. Obviously, he’s my doting spouse and holds my hand, cooks me romantic dinners, writes me songs, supports my dreams, strokes my hair, and kisses my forehead … and then he fucks me into next week.

G, P, P, or R? This might catch you off guard, but I see Channing as more of a gentleman than anything. In his interviews you can tell he’s a genuinely nice guy, and has a good sense of humor. If men want a lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed. Then, I see Channing as a gentleman in the streets whose rough between the sheets, rawr!