Congrats Mermaids, it’s your year!
Posted by DES on July 19th, 2012
Hologram Tupac take a seat! Because Mermaids are having the best year ever. Yes, MERMAIDS! Sorry Snow White and the rest of the stuck up Disney Princesses, Ariel is claiming her crown and its made of dinglehoffers and snarfblats. If you’ve been paying attention to the internet what so ever, girls from all walks of ages have been declaring their mermaid heritage by showcasing brightly colored hair, adorned seashell decor, tattoos, and make up choices to make even Ursula wonder if she owns your ass. I like this trend though! I didn’t realize it but I jumped on it myself without knowing what happened. Apparently with red hair, I went past Rihanna and straight to Triton’s babydoll. Totally appropriate for a 28 yr old woman! At least my daughter appreciates the confusing similarities to her toy doll.
Besides the fashion, Animal Planet did a special that re-aired this past weekend proclaiming that Mermaids are real as shit. Tons of supporting facts and all that jazz. But who cares about facts and science, SO YOURE SAYING THAT THEYRE REAL RIGHT? Like Aliens real or Bigfoot real? Or like Scientology real? This inquiring mind needs to know because that woman who’s been living as a mermaid since she was 6 years old might want to discover that shes actually not crazy, just handicapped (you will always have legs, sorry girl). So on that note, let’s celebrate the year of the Merhumans. Get your best pearls glued to your face like Flounder finished on your cheek and put on that fierce fin you’ve been eyeing on the cosplay website. Its your time to shine.
July 19th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
omg im obsessed with the picture of the babe wearing the suspenders!!!!! gawgeous dahhhling! you too des!
July 19th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
@jessica, thats traci hines! shes insanely good and you need to watch her sing “part of your world” on youtube. Its scary good.
thanks babe!
July 20th, 2012 at 3:51 am
[...] Congrats Mermaids, it’s your year! [...]
July 20th, 2012 at 4:44 am
I love Traci Hines! She is so much more gorgeous in person. She’s the face of Lime Crime’s new mermaid inspired makeup “Aquataenia” and I got to see her in person in an actual mermaid costume–full out in a mermaid fin and everything! Perfection. <3
July 21st, 2012 at 10:24 am
Yes, love me some mermaids! Everything from seafoam green dyed hair, shell jewelry, and sequined scale-like skirts. This mermaid trend excites me, and I love the fact that Azealia Aquababe Banks is taking it to the next level with her Mermaid Ball tour. Check out our post on Mermaids here….http://femalegiant.com/2012/07/17/azealia-banks-proves-mermaids-exist/.